The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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