So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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