So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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