I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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