whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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