Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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