look no pants
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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