Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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