yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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