Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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