Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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