where am i from again
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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