we're blogging at a bar
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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