She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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