I heard we made out
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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