Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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