would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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