East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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