I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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