Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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