Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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