his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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