I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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