even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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