How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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