Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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