Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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