How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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