1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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