Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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