Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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