That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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