@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
