She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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