The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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