I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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