im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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