Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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