Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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