i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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