How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We don't watch enough power rangers
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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