This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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