what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
operation have a gay friend backfired
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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