she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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