dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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