The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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