Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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