no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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