I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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