Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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