I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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