We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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