why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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