Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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