Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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