Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Send help, water and tortillas.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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